Dinner Party Guests

BT and I were talking last night about who we would invite to a dinner party if we could invite anyone currently alive in the world. Really, I was talking, and he was looking at me like I was silly talking and talking, like he does alot :)

It's one of those questions that I can't stand when they're asked at Miss America pageants, and I can't stand it even more when people say Jesus or Mother Teresa, or Martin Luther King. It just seems so self riteous, like, 'look at how deep and spiritual I am, that I would invite Jesus to my dinner party..."

So my rule is this: ten people to a dinner party.

They all have to be alive, and if you say someone that I think is you trying to sound deep, then I'm going to call you on it, and I expect you to do the same. For instance, please don't say your grandmother, or your uncle will, or something lame like that. You can eat dinner with them any time you want. Oh, and don't say your kid either. That's lame too.

Here's another rule: if you want your BFF or your significant other to attend, then they use up one or two or more of your spaces at your dinner party. You can't add them on top of the ten, they have to be included in the ten. You, however, are not included in the ten, thus the total for your dinner party will be eleven.

Here are my ten:
1 - BT, because he would cook the dinner, and it would be delicious.

2 - Charles Barkley: what's not to love about this guy? He's crude, he's hysterical, and he's super entertaining.

3 - Conan O'Brian: I would sit these two across from each other so I could be totally entertained by them bantering with each other the entire time.

4 - Sarah Jessica Parker: because let's face it, she's just absolutely fabulous.

5 & 6- Bill & Hillary Clinton: did I vote for either of them? NO. is there any denying they are two of the most interesting people alive right now? NO.

7 - Simon Cowell: Don't I think he would be a complete elitist jackass, you ask? Absolutely! Why else do you think I'm inviting him???

8 - Dolly Parton: two words: Bill Clinton

9 - Paula Deen: because she loves rum and butter just as much as, if not more than, the rest of us. And hopefully she would bring dessert.

10 - Cheryl: because, well, if I had all this fabulousness at a party and didn't invite her, then she would never forgive me.

Make up your own dinner party list!

Sorry you weren't invited to mine :-)